No! No way!
It's still cold outside!
Why do you guys want to go out there so badly?!
I can't cast explosion magic unless I'm outside!
Monsters start to become active as spring approaches,
so that means work for adventurers!
Are you guys children?!
Are you two basically little kids who want to go play outside?!
If you want to go outside so bad, go without me!
Who are you calling a little kid?!
You're acting far more childish right now, Aqua!
At this rate...
You'll end up like that.
Okay, even I would rather not end up like that...
But why don't you convince that loser before me?!
Listen, you three. Even-tempered as I may be, I still get angry sometimes.
Where do you get off calling someone "that" and a loser?
How rude can you be?
If you have a problem, why don't you get out from under there first?
KONOSUBA! God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! 2
Episode 6 Goodbye to This Irritating Living World!
We defeated the demon Vanir, one of the Devil King's commanders...
But we weren't able to savor our victory for long.
Wiz is also one of the Devil King's commanders.
The fact that we had slain one of her comrades
was something that we had to tell her.
I'll tell her about Vanir.
It wasn't for long, but we shared a body and wreaked havoc together.
As a crusader in the service of Eris-sama,
I probably shouldn't say such a thing...
But I didn't dislike him.
Wiz, we need to tell you something...
Hey, welcome, folks!
Now, girl who had a distant look in her eyes
as she was in front of the store spouting embarrassing nonsense...
There's something I must inform you of.
"But I didn't dislike him!"
About that... You see, we demons have no gender,
so that embarrassing declaration of your feelings is nothing I can—oh, my!
Now this is an intense swell of dark emotions! Most savory!
What's the matter? You've curled up and hidden your face in your knees.
Did you actually think that I had perished?!
There, there...
I heard all about it, Kazuma-san.
Defeating Vanir-san has cleared up those spying charges of yours.
Congratulations!
That's great and all,
but why is he totally fine after taking a blast of explosion magic?
Why isn't he hurt at all?!
When hit with such sorcery,
even one such as I couldn't escape unscathed.
Take a good look at my mask!
I lost one of my extra lives, making me Vanir II!
Quit messing around!
Vanir-san actually wanted to leave his post as one of the Devil King's commanders.
So, currently, he doesn't maintain the barrier around the Devil King's castle.
He should be harmless as a result.
Y-You think he's harmless?
You, boy from a distant land...
I believe you would be well served in assisting in our business.
I've got an excellent offer. Care to hear it?
Vanir's big moneymaking scheme
was making stuff from my world and selling it in this one.
I just have to make and develop the products.
The manufacturing and distribution are Vanir's to handle.
And the first idea for this plan was the kotatsu I am currently under.
We're all very impressed with the furniture from your homeland, Kazuma.
But shouldn't we be getting back to work?
She's right, Kazuma.
Come on.
Freeze!
Eek!
H-He actually fought back!
Kazuma, would you please give it a rest?!
Stop making such a fuss and—
Ow! My head...
Don't underestimate me.
I'm the Kazuma-san who's tangled with the Devil King's commanders and other big shots.
Try again after you've leveled up a bit!
Do you think your petty tricks will really— Eek!
The theft of my magic power is a crime deserving of a thousand—
So... tired...
I get the feeling I could take anyone on right now!
Wait. We've got an emergency.
I realize this might be asking a bit much, but let's call a ceasefire.
Sorry, but could you two lift the mat under the kotatsu
and carry me to the bathroom, please?
That was easier than I thought.
Let's dump him and his kotatsu outside.
Good idea. Aqua, open the window, would you?
Stop it! Do you people have no hearts?!
H-Hey, cut it out! Wait, no—
Heave-ho!
Ugh, it's still so cold...
Fireplace... Sofa...
Kazuma, why are we taking this street?
This isn't the way to the guild.
Did you think I was just roasting under the kotatsu all this time?
Hey!
Welcome!
Is it ready, Pops?
Is my katana ready to go?!
Yeah. I managed to finish it.
I did make it in the shape you described...
Here you go.
I didn't really get the hardening techniques you were going on about,
but it was an interesting job anyway!
O-ho...
So that's your new partner, huh?
My new partner.
When did you order a sword like that, Kazuma?
I learned a smithing skill from this guy a while back.
You mentioned needing that for your new financial venture, right?
And while I was at it,
I made the order, figuring I was due for a gear upgrade.
You just need to write a name for it on this talisman, and attach it to the handle.
Make sure it's a good one!
And then...
Here's your full-plate armor.
This is fancier than what most of the adventurers around these parts have.
Take good care of it.
This is it! This is real gear for a fantasy setting!
I might've just witnessed the birth of a new hero...
KONOSUBA!
I guess clothes really do make the man.
Even most crusaders can't equip this kind of armor!
Kazuma, do a pose with your sword!
Kazuma?
First-rate warriors don't demonstrate their techniques for show...
Too heavy to move in, huh?
Could someone undo the latches on the back?
Well, better to use the gear you're most familiar with, right?
I guess I'll just have to settle for a new weapon...
I'm counting on you, partner!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
Uh, w-well, thanks again.
This is nothing like I imagined!
Your partner seems a lot shorter now.
Shut up!
I want to at least make sure it has a cool name...
Muramasa?
Masamune? Kotetsu?
Kazuma! Megumin!
Hey!
There's a great quest here!
These monsters are called Lizard Runners.
When entering their mating period, the males gather around the Princess Runner,
forming a massive group,
and then they compete for the Princess Runner's affections.
Compete?
They run!
In a huge group, trampling anything that gets in their path.
The fastest male becomes the King Runner,
and the Princess Runner's mate.
That sounds like a real handful...
This quest involves getting rid of the Lizard Runners.
There are many of them, so it may be dangerous...
It's okay.
No matter what monster it is, it's no match for this guy and me.
Isn't that right, my partner... uh...
Kikuichimonji? Kogarasumaru?
Chunchunmaru.
Say what, now?
I said Chunchunmaru.
This sword's name is Chunchunmaru.
There's no way I can give it such a goofy name!
As my preferred blade, it needs a suitably cool name...
From now on, this sword is named Chunchunmaru.
What the hell did you just do?!
Listen...
Even if I do I defeat the Devil King with this sword,
"The legendary hero's sword, Chunchunmaru"
is what it's gonna say on the plaque in the museum.
I gave it such a cool name for you. What's your problem?
Eliminate the group of Lizard Runners
Kill Quest
Everybody ready?
I'm ready to go anytime!
Thanks to Aqua's support magic,
I can endure as many of them as needed!
And if any get through, just leave them to me.
I'll blow them all to smithereens.
All right, stick to the plan!
First, I'll Snipe the King and Princess Runners...
With those two down,
the rest of the Lizard Runners should disperse,
meaning we can ignore the rest.
If my Snipe fails, and they head this way,
Darkness will hold them up so that I can Snipe the King and Princess Runners.
And if any manage to get past her,
Megumin will blow them all away before they can surround us,
and I can pick off any survivors from up here.
Aqua, focus on backing us up!
All right, here we go!
I can tell that's the Princess, but...
Hey, Aqua! Which one's the King?
Probably the most high-and-mighty-looking one?
I was a fool for even asking you.
I know! The King is the fastest one, right?
Oh?
Uh-huh.
I can use magic to get their attention,
and the first one to get here is the King!
Wha?!
Hey, what are you sayi—
Force Fire!
No! You freaking idiot!
Are you not satisfied unless you screw up every single time?!
We could've neutralized them by just taking out the King and Princess,
so why call the whole group here?!
What's your problem?!
I was just trying to help! Don't yell at me!
And if I have to make up for it later, it'll just be the same as always!
I'm going to get messed up by those Runners and be left crying!
I get it, okay?! It happens every time!
Go on, if you wanna kill me, just do it—
Don't lie down there!
They'll actually trample you to death!
Got him!
Hey! I beat the one that looked like the King,
but now they're even more violent!
The lizards get excited when a King
is defeated, because it means they have a chance to become the new King.
You need to take down the Princess Runner first.
You could've said that sooner!
Leave it to me!
Megumin!
Taste the power of my explosion magic!
Explosion!
My magic power!
Kazuma! I don't have enough magic power to activate my explosion magic!
Yes?!
Huh?! Why wouldn't you...
Wait...
It's my fault?!
Come at me!
Darkness!
Kazuma-san! Kazuma-san—
Darkness, just hang in there! I'll take her down now!
D-Don't worry about me!
T-Take your time!
Snipe!
That was a close one...
K-Kazuma?! Are you all right?!
Aqua! Kazuma took a scary-looking fall!
Healing magic...
Try to live a bit more carefully, okay?
It wasn't easy to find a work-around to let you come back to life last time.
I'm sorry. I have no excuse for what happened this time.
You've taken a job as an adventurer,
so I know that danger is part of the lifestyle...
But you were a little too careless this time.
Um, were the others okay after I died?
Yes.
Senpai was lying down when it happened,
so she was trampled and kicked by the lizards, and started crying...
But as Darkness was holding them back,
with the Princess Runner slain, the rest of the group dispersed.
Megumin-san is fine, thanks to Darkness's protection.
Right now, Senpai is repairing your body.
What a relief!
In that case, is it okay if I wait here with you for a bit?
That's fine, but... you seem awfully calm.
Well, I've been through this a few times already.
Don't you get bored in this big, empty room?
If I'm bored,
then that means everyone is safe and well.
So having nothing to do is ideal for me.
What is this? Oh, man. My chest hurts...
That's it!
This is what my life in a parallel world was lacking!
They're all good-looking enough,
as far as looks go, anyway...
But I'm not after sex appeal.
I want a kind, sensible girl!
Yes! This is where my main heroine was hidden!
To be honest, I'm not here all the time.
Every now and then, I sneak off to the surface to have some fun.
That's a secret between us, okay?
Kazuma! Kazuma, can you hear me?
I cast Resurrection, so you can come back now.
Have Eris open the gate!
I'll be back a little later!
I want to talk with Eris-sama a bit!
Just keep my body safe!
What?! Quit being stupid and get your butt back here!
Hurry and level up so you can beat the Devil King and get me back to the heavenly realm!
The Devil King, huh?
If I come back to life, will I really be able to accomplish
something as ridiculous as defeating the Devil King with those three?
Hey, Kazuma! Can you hear me?
Let's say I do work hard. Will I develop some strange new power
that conveniently lets me beat the Devil King?
Eris, what did you say to him?
I'm pretty sure this harsh world won't make it that easy.
Kazuma, don't worry about what the goddess of padded chests has to say!
I'm probably going to die many more times.
There's no way of telling what else she's lying about!
And what do I even stand to gain for my efforts?
She's probably as phony about other stuff as she is her boobs, so be careful!
If you want, I can tell you even crazier things about her!
Um, Kazuma-san—
The padded goddess down there actually—
Hey, Aqua!
I'm sick of life, so I'm gonna be reborn and start over as a baby.
Give the others my regards!
What are you even talking about?! Wait just a minute!
Well, that being the case, if you could help me out here...
I don't want to be too selfish,
but I'd like to be born as a man again.
Also, I'd like a family with a pretty older stepsister and a cute younger stepsister!
W-W-Wait a second!
Kazuma, Darkness says she's gonna doodle on your face if you don't come back soon!
She's got a pen in her hand and looks really excited!
Th-That's not enough to make me change my mind.
I'm already dead! Do whatever you want.
Megumin, what are you doing? What are you doing with Kazuma's clothes?
Huh? Megumin? Wait... Megumin?!
Hey! Cut it out! What are you doing to my body?!
You shouldn't mess around with dead bodies! It's bad karma!
Megumin! Megumin?!
Kazuma-san! Come back! Come back, now!
Hey, cut it out!
Aqua, stop Megumin! Stop—
Eris-sama, please, open the gate!
Well, Kazuma-san...
I'll be praying you don't find your way back here.
Eris-sama... I...
Have a safe trip.
I don't mind if they're padded!
Hey. What're you doing?
Apart from your explosion obsession and goofy name,
I figured you had more common sense than the other two.
What the hell did you do to me?
If you have some problem with my name, then let's hear it.
I did it because you made that dumb joke about not coming back.
The next time you try something that foolish,
it's gonna be even worse, you hear?
You'd better not expect a sacred goddess like me to explain what she did.
Seriously, what did she do to me?
Kinda feels like...
Megumin! Where the hell is Megumin?!
She said she'd be staying at Yunyun's place for a few days—
Pipe down!
Y'know, Kazuma...
What?!
Self-esteem is a good thing,
but I have to question this kind of self-flattery.
S-Stupid!
You were there when Megumin wrote this on me!
Damn it all!
What exactly are you calling the holy sword Excalibur?!
To Funifura-san and Dodonko-san in the Crimson Demon Village. How are you doing? I'm doing well. Right now, I'm an adventurer with some friends in the town of Axel. Our members consist of an adventurer who is just starting out, an arch priest girl, and a crusader girl. It's true. Also, Megumin has no friends. I'd hate to end up like that. -Yunyun
Episode 7
An Invitation for This Knucklehead!
To Funifura-san and Dodonko-san in the Crimson Demon Village.
How are you doing? I'm doing well.
Right now, I'm an adventurer with some friends in the town of—